AdviceĬheer yourself up at the next funeral you go to by hiding a tenner in your black suit today. But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst. I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager. Thank you for downloading this book, I hope you’ll enjoy it!ģ516 - 3984 Jokes on: Computers & Technology Hopefully they’ll bring a smile to your face, a grin to your mouth and maybe sometimes make your fingers scratch your head every now and then. This first book contains five thousand jokes from a variety of sources from both famous and ordinary people. From the A of Advice to the F of Family. I want to thank you and congratulate you for downloading this book The Funniest Five Thousand Jokes part 1. There will never be any charges for this extensive work that comes in 3 parts, all titled The Funniest Five Thousand Jokes parts 1, 2 & 3. The contents of this book has been compiled from all over the place but since these quote are the work of many others but myself, I will make this ‘book’ available as a free downloadable eBook via my website and via all major retailers. All trademarks and brands within this book are for clarifying purposes only and are the owned by the owners themselves, not affiliated with this document. The trademarks that are used are without any consent, and the publication of the trademark is without permission or backing by the trademark owner. The presentation of the information is without contract or any type of guarantee assurance. The information herein is offered for informational purposes solely, and is universal as so. Respective authors own all copyrights not held by the publisher. Under no circumstances will any legal responsibility or blame be held against the publisher for any reparation, damages, or monetary loss due to the information herein, either directly or indirectly. The information provided herein is stated to be truthful and consistent, in that any liability, in terms of inattention or otherwise, by any usage or abuse of any policies, processes, or directions contained within is the solitary and utter responsibility of the recipient reader. Recording of this publication is strictly prohibited and any storage of this document is not allowed unless with written permission from the publisher. In no way is it legal to reproduce, duplicate, or transmit any part of this document in either electronic means or in printed format. From a Declaration of Principles which was accepted and approved equally by a Committee of the American Bar Association and a Committee of Publishers and Associations. If Advice is necessary, legal or professional, a practiced individual in the profession should be ordered. The publication is sold with the idea that the publisher is not required to render accounting, officially permitted, or otherwise, qualified services. This document is geared towards providing exact and reliable information in regards to the topic and issue covered. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or historical events, is purely coincidental. People, places, events and situations are the product of the authors imagination. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
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